Overheard at the school uniform store:
50sish woman: I'm looking for khaki pants in size 48.
Clerk (bending down to the lowest shelf): only one pair?
Woman: Yes, and I'll need two polo shirts, size 4X.
Clerk: We only have size 3X, will that do?
Woman: No, we got 4X last year. Could you put two on order?
Clerk: What's the name?
Woman: Herman Finster [name hopefully changed to protect the innocent]
Clerk (looking up something): You bought size 3X last year, will that do?